small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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