Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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