dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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