yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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