Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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