That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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