ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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