Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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