im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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