Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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