pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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