you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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