This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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