Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
