it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
