Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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