wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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