I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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