I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's blow job season.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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