it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We have so much sex to catch up on
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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