Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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