Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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