Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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