yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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