I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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