Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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