That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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