I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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