these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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