You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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