I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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