I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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