Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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