Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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