Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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