Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
