Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As shirtless as possible
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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