They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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