i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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