East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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