and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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