is your mom at the bar?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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