were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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