addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So vagazzling was a success
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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