: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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