so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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