can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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