Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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