HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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