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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm like, not good at living.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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