Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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