Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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