im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
