Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
